I got a new job offer, it's a little dangerous, he was upset that I brought up the possibility at all and decided to scare the piss out of Sigma by declaring he was moving out and dropping off the face of the planet. I had to call out the Marines to get him to hold still long enough to get it through to him that I had not, actually, made any promises, and since I had to take the kids to school as a result of his hissy fit, Ed fired me for not showing up. So I took the job.

Now, I suspect some of this was precipitated by the fact that Delta has been lying to us for years about how okay he is with playing housewife, which he has always said is enough for him, may I remind you. But go ahead, ask him for context. I'd love to hear what he thinks happened.